Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.

So this book I am reading now is named Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. So I thought you might like a taste of what I have read so far. These are exact quotes... 1. If you poked it in the eye it would shit out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on rye. 2. You little mouthpiece. 3. While I had heard a lot about hte size and shape of tue penis no one had ever mentioned that there were going to be balls attached to it. Haha so far so good. I could never write a book like this.