Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.

So this book I am reading now is named Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. So I thought you might like a taste of what I have read so far. These are exact quotes... 1. If you poked it in the eye it would shit out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on rye. 2. You little mouthpiece. 3. While I had heard a lot about hte size and shape of tue penis no one had ever mentioned that there were going to be balls attached to it. Haha so far so good. I could never write a book like this.

Yawning

Have you ever wondered why we yawn?? Or how many times we yawn per lifetime? Or am I just a weirdo? Don't answer that last one. How come people are so random? I'm one of them. Its just like so much is going on in our lives so everything in out head is just a mess. Its quite interesting. But quite weird all at the same time. It just goes to show how interesting the human is. I went to a picinic today and watched four adults play beer pong. I so want to play that game it would be so cool. I would probably be drunk in the first five minutes. Haha. Have you seen the new Kelly Clarkson video for I Don't Hook Up? When she falls of the bar counter that is so me its not funny. Well it is funny.